If loving myself is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Sebastian here: I've been waiting for Dimitri to do something interesting so that I could post about it, but it turns out I'd have to wait a long time for that to happen. So instead, I'm going to post about my favorite subject in the whole entire world - me.

Then:

Now:

As you can see, I was quite the looker in my younger days. So, not much has changed. A lean 2lbs. 4oz., I was quite popular with the ladies. Mom still won't let me date, though. I guess she's come to the realization that I did the first time I saw myself in a mirror - no one will ever be good enough for me. In any event, I just wanted to share some pictures to illustrate what perfection is. I would post a picture of my brother, but they say the camera adds 10lbs. and, well... I just don't think your monitor is big enough.

Anything he can do I can do better. (Way better)

Dimitri here: Man, oh, man! Sebastian is a WIMP! Mom was playing with us earlier, and he was just growling and barking at Mr. Goose. I mean, c'mon. I know he's not as strong, courageous, athletic - heck, while we're at it - handsome, charming, or witty as I am, but sometimes you've just got to get in there and fight. I win everything, everytime. That's right, Sebastian. I said it. IIIIII'm the winner in this family. And you... well, you're just a wiener.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Sebastian here: Well, I'm officially 2! Mom and Dad threw me a great SpongeBob-themed birthday party (I had to share my party with my uncle, because it was his birthday, too). I'm as pleased as punch with all the goodies I got, and the cake and pizza were delish! I'm sure Dimitri is going to try and outdo me when his birthday comes around in June, but it's pretty much impossible to upstage me.

A few pictures from the party:


My cake


With my uncle


Reading with my dad


Dimitri trying to get in on the action


What's in the bag, Dad??


Mom said NO.


The aftermath

Birthday Recap: I'm pawsitively awesome!

¡Hola!

That's me - Sebastian. I was born on March 16, 2005 in Conroe, Texas. I moved to Houston, Texas when I was about 12 weeks old. I'm pretty much the coolest dog in the world. Dimitri (my stinky little brother) tries to upstage me all the dog-gone time, but I put him in his place. I know what you're thinking - yeah, he is bigger than I am and yeah, he has a wicked sidekick, but he knows that I'm the boss. Anyway, we relocated to Austin, Texas and I love it here! I enjoy burrowing, socks, cheese, cuddling, sleeping, long walks, and modern British literature. Just kidding - I hate walks.

First off, I just want to expose that the picture my brother is trying to pass off as recent is soooo not. That picture was taken probably a year ago. You should just accept the fact that you're getting older, Sebastian! Gosh! Anyway, I'm Dimitri. I was also born in Conroe, Texas but I'm 3 months younger than my old fart of a brother. This is a picture of me when Mom and Dad first brought me home (I'm the black one). I was a little shy at first, but now I'm the king of the castle. I enjoy food, stealing toys from Sebastian, food, running, food, sidekicking Sebastian, food, making Sebastian jealous, and food. Sometimes I come across as a bully, but I'm really just assertive... plus, Sebastian doesn't deserve to play with my toys. Any of them. Ever.